Weird

by Sneaky Mister

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1.
(free) 02:51
I'd like you to be my friend because you're pretty Not only are you pretty, but you're pretty funny, too I'd like you to be my friend so I'll feel pretty And I'll tell funny stories like you do I'd like you to be my friend because you're silly But clever-silly, witty, and cutesy-silly, too I need you to be my friend so I'll feel silly And I'll tell silly stories like you do But all I can say is stuff that you've said But stupid instead and awkward and bad And all I can feel is that you are real And I am unreal and stupid and sad I need you to be my friend because you're pretty Not only are you pretty, but you're pretty funny, too I need you to be my friend so I'll feel pretty And I'll tell funny stories like you do Yes I'll tell funny stories like you do
2.
(free) 03:47
It feels really stupid To think that you Still keep me up At night Especially when I've had a good day And should feel pretty Much all right If anything Reminds me about Anything I miss I can't fall asleep And I lie there mulling it Over until I Cry like a sissy It feels really stupid But I don't like to think that you're Sad or you're happy, no I Don't like to think that you're Sad or you're happy, and I Don't like to think that you Don't think about me So I pretend you do Yes, I pretend you do Please say hi As if you don't Feel sick and sad And sweaty 'Cause I will Be friends with you Whenever you Feel ready
3.
(free) 02:12
What'll I do without Friends who have cars or a Phone or a job or a Deadline What'll I do without You and your dinners and Homework and your house And mine What if I lose all my Money and somebody Steals all my stuff and I'm Starving Will you come get me and Let me freeload on your Couch and support me and Feed me and find me a Job 'Cause I'm sort of scared I'm a little bit worried I'll die Before I've seen anything If I could live on the Sand by the sea then I'd Do it, I'd live there Forever If I could live in a House in a tree I would Live there forever and Ever But somebody owns all the Treetops and somebody Owns all the sand in the Ocean So will you come get me and Let me freeload on your Couch and support me and Feed me and find me a Job 'Cause I'm sort of scared I'm a little bit worried I'll die Before I've seen anything
4.
(free) 01:58
The same thing happened The last time I said
5.
(free) 02:12
Every time I sleep with someone I feel less ugly Every time I sleep with someone I feel less ugly Every time I sleep with someone I feel less ugly But only for a day or two Then I go back to feeling gross and plain 'Til I go out and fuck again Every time I write a song I I feel less stupid Every time I write a song I I feel less stupid Every time I write a song I I feel less stupid But only for a day or two Then I go back to feeling dumb and plain 'Til I write one more song again
6.
(free) 02:18
I like movies and I like parties When I do stuff around you I get happy But I don't wanna Ask you over And I don't wanna show up 'Cause you might be gone Or with your girlfriend You might be gone Or with your girlfriend Gone Or with your girlfriend When I'm lonely I Get frustrated Why do things have to Be so complicated 'Cause I do wanna Ask you over And I just wanna show up But you might be gone Or with your girlfriend You might be gone Or with your girlfriend Gone Or with your girlfriend
7.
(free) 04:32
I'm testing you To find how you do The things that you feel The ones I don't understand It's hard being around you Watching you think What do you think about What do you think about When I start to believe That I understand Why you behave In ways that punish me And punish me beautifully Have I uncovered The rule of the law Of the way that you are The rule of the law The rule of the law The rule of the law Of the way That you are
8.
(free) 07:21
Wenham is down Beverly down Portsmouth and Providence Down, down You can go home now Allston is down Waterford, Gloucester Down, down Cigarettes and dog Cigarettes and dog Lingers in the air after you're gone Portland is down Manchester down Burlington, Haverhill Down, down You can go home now Worcester is down Newburyport is gone Down, down

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Weird (EP) is Part 1 of a two-part release. Part 2 coming spring 2011.

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released March 13, 2011

All songs written and recorded by Judith Shimer.

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Sneaky Mister Brooklyn, New York

Sneaky Mister is Jude Shimer, who lives in Brooklyn. In a past life, they fronted folktronic band Pretty Balanced. They make music in their apartment.

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